The Problem Pastor

The Problem Pastor Page Was Penned & Compiled By Peter O'Neill

The Great Majority Of Pastors, Preachers & Clergy Are The Salt Of The Earth! Sacrificing, Caring, Leading Helping & Giving Their Lives For God. Once In A While Though We Run Into Something Else. With That In Mind We Respectfully Present...

I heard about this rather crusty Pastor and a Song Leader that weren’t getting along…
And It Started
To Spill Over
Into The Services.

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When the Pastor talked about giving to
help his pet peeve project…
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The Song Leader got up
and led
the song...
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"Jesus Paid It All!”
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The Next week the Pastor talked
about being willing  to change...
and do things the "Pastors way".
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The Song Leader then got up
with humble conviction and led
the song…
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"I Shall Not Be Moved"
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Finally the Pastor got up
and talked about
not gossiping about the Pastor…
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The Song Leader rose up w/ a smile
and led
the song…
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“I Love To Tell The Story!”
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The Problem Pastor was so frustrated with the Song Leader that he resigned.
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He said to the congregation…
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“Jesus Brought Me Here &...
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Jesus Is Taking Me Away!"
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The Song Leader
then got up
&
quietly led
the song…
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"What A Friend...

We Have...

In Jesus"

Guess That About Says It All

"What A Friend We Have in Jesus..."

The Morale
of The Problem Pastor Story is...
BE the righteous shepherd that
God wants you to be...
lest you become a joke
on a funny Christian Stories Web Page
OR... much worse
a Joke when you get home to Heaven!

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The Following Are A Few More
Funny Christian Thoughts

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Church Signs Can Tell You A Lot

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Let Me Sum Up Our Group For You

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Worried About On Line Security

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Even Bad Guys
Understand The Principle 

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Smokin'

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Sorry If That's
Too Many Funny
Christian Church Signs???
But...
Ugh...

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Don't Be A Problem Pastor
Make Your Christianity Real &
Make It Relevant

THIS VIDEO IS A BIT LONG BUT IT MAKES A POINT

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Seriously though... Christians (and more specifically pastors and church leaders) need to keep their priorities straight and stay on message... Relate to people... Make It REAL! While many lolly gag around and make buildings, cash and "a show", their main priorities... there are billions that have yet to hear of  the Love, Hope and Salvation of God through Jesus Christ! 

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Christianity Vs.
The Religious Industry

Don't Lose Focus

While many thousands suffer persecution unto death... there are many saved sincere Christians who just prefer to live "their" lives, turn their backs and ignore The Real problems. Folks... God doesn't just want your money... HE WANTS YOU! HE WANTS YOU TO GET INVOLVED AND DO WHAT YOU CAN! He wants you to love people and be a sample of HIM! He Doesn't Want 10%... He Wants 100%!

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Dumbin' It Down... For The
Jurisprudence Minded...

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My Brother..."Be Ye Warmed & Filled"
Doesn't Really Begin To Hack It

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There's Nothing Wrong With Christianity...
It's Just That So Few Have Actually Tried It.
~ Mark Twain

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WHY CAN'T WE LIVE OUR
PRECIOUS FAITH...
LOVING...
GIVING...
HELPING...
AND BEING A REAL SAMPLE
OF GOD'S LOVE & CONCERN?

BECAUSE WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO IT... only what's done for Christ will last. Your car, your house... everything you own is going to rust back into the dust from whence it came. 100 years from now, no one here will probably even remember you existed... But God Will! He Will Never Forget What You Have Done For Him!

So make your life count. Start today! Start with the next person you meet... be kind, be loving, do what you can to share His love! It's your actions not your wealth that matters... It's not what you've got... BUT... what you do with what you've got that counts!

Com'on Folks...
Let's Make
A Difference

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The Problem Pastor Page Was Penned & Compiled By Max O'Neill

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That's It For This One Friends…