The Problem Pastor

The Problem Pastor Page Was Penned & Compiled By Max O'Neill

The Great Majority Of Pastors, Preachers & Clergy Are The Salt Of The Earth! Sacrificing, Caring, Leading Helping & Giving Their Lives For God. Once In A While Though We Run Into Something Else. With That In Mind We Respectfully Present...

Funny Christian Story, The Problem Pastor

I heard about this rather crusty Pastor and a Song Leader that weren’t getting along…
And It Started
To Spill Over
Into The Services.



When the Pastor talked about giving to
help his pet 
peeve project…

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.

problem pastor, funky, funny christian story

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The Song Leader got up
and led
the song...
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"Jesus Paid It All!”
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The Next week the Pastor talked
about being 
willing  to change...
and do things the "Pastors way".

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my way or the highway, funny christian story

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The Song Leader then got up
with humble conviction and led
the song…
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"I Shall Not Be Moved"
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Finally the Pastor got up
and talked about

not gossiping about the Pastor…
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problem pastor, Gossiping, funny christian story

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The Song Leader rose up w/ a smile
and led
the song…
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“I Love To Tell The Story!”
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funny christian story

The Problem Pastor was so frustrated with the Song Leader that he resigned.
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He said to the congregation…

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Jesus Brought Me Here &...
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Jesus Is Taking Me Away!"
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Grrrrrrr, Mad Funny Face, Angry

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The Song Leader
then got up
&
quietly led
the song…

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"What A Friend...

We Have...

In Jesus"

HA, Funny Smily Face, Funny Christian Story

Guess That About Says It All

funny christian story, Sing With Me Now

"What A Friend We Have in Jesus..."

The Morale
of The Problem Pastor Story 
is...
BE the righteous shepherd that
God wants you to be...
lest you become a joke
on a funny Christian Stories Web Page
OR... much worse
a Joke when you get home to Heaven!




The Following Are A Few More
Funny Christian Thoughts




Church Signs Can Tell You A Lot

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Let Me Sum Up Our Group For You

Funny Church Sign, Church Is Like Fudge

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Worried About On Line Security

Funny Church Sign, Pray the government can't listen

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Even Bad Guys
Understand The Principle 

Funny Church Sign, Darth Vader Quote

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Smokin'

funny church sign, bread of life

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Sorry If That's
Too Many Funny

Christian Church Signs???
But...
Ugh...

Funny Road Sign, By God

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Don't Be A Problem Pastor
Make Your Christianity Real &
Make It Relevant

THIS VIDEO IS A BIT LONG BUT IT MAKES A POINT


Seriously though... Christians (and more specifically pastors and church leaders) need to keep their priorities straight and stay on message... Relate to people... Make It REAL! While many lolly gag around and make buildings, cash and "a show", their main priorities... there are billions that have yet to hear of  the Love, Hope and Salvation of God through Jesus Christ! 



Christianity Vs.

The Religious Industry

Funny Church Offering, Funny Christian Story

Don't Lose Focus

While many thousands suffer persecution unto death... there are many saved sincere Christians who just prefer to live "their" lives, turn their backs and ignore The Real problems. Folks... God doesn't just want your money... HE WANTS YOU! HE WANTS YOU TO GET INVOLVED AND DO WHAT YOU CAN! He wants you to love people and be a sample of HIM! He Doesn't Want 10%... He Wants 100%!


Dumbin' It Down... For The
Jurisprudence Minded...

Funny Church sign, Funny Christian Thoughts

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My Brother..."Be Ye Warmed & Filled"
Doesn't Really Begin To Hack It

Funny Christian Cartoon, persecution, Issis, Middle East

There's Nothing Wrong With Christianity...
It's Just That So Few Have Actually Tried It.
~ Mark Twain


WHY CAN'T WE LIVE OUR
PRECIOUS FAITH...
LOVING...
GIVING...
HELPING...
AND BEING A REAL SAMPLE
OF GOD'S LOVE & CONCERN?

Funny Christian Story, Star Trek, Great Question


BECAUSE WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO IT... only what's done for Christ will last. Your car, your house... everything you own is going to rust back into the dust from whence it came. 100 years from now, no one here will probably even remember you existed... But God Will! He Will Never Forget What You Have Done For Him!

God Remembers, every trial, problem

So make your life count. Start today! Start with the next person you meet... be kind, be loving, do what you can to share His love! It's your actions not your wealth that matters... It's not what you've got... BUT... what you do with what you've got that counts!

Com'on Folks Now...
Let's Make
A Difference



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