Final Words
Final Words Was Written By Peter Reilly
And Now For... "A Great Smile!"  What Would You Like Them Say? A Heaven Joke Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to Heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the greatest doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher what a huge difference I've made in the children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "Well... If I had my druthers...I would like to hear them say, 'Look...! He's moving...! ...OH MY GOODNESS HE'S ALIVE!'" |
