Funny Christian Stories Home Page Was Compiled By Peter O'Neill
These Pages Below Were Built To Give You A Belly Bumping Break From The Pressures & Worries Of Life! As the old missionary to China said when asked what was the greatest nessesity of a missionary… He Said… "The Ability To Laugh When You Feel Like Crying." The Ability To Heave That Sigh Of Relief & Know That God Is In Control & He Is Going To Take Care Of You Somehow… No Matter What!
As the years have gone by and we have been through some pretty difficult and dangerous situations… we have remembered that thought and taken a deep breath and smiled. It has literally saved our lives on a number of occasions.
Once when we were taking a large financial gift to a mission house in a poor neighborhood of a very dangerous country, we were confronted by a man with a gun and he told us to "give him the money"… He grabbed the bag but I wouldn't let go. The funds were really needed for a family who was sick and very desperate... and we just had a God given conviction to stick to our guns. The guy threatened…
"Either Let Go Or I'll Shoot You."
Under a heaven sent annointing… with a peace that passes all understanding I just smiled and said, "you know, we are Missionaries and this is God's Money… meant to help someone in Real Need". The man hemmed and hawed then finally lowered his gun and said, "your right… I can't steal from God!" Before he left he had tears running down his face and asked that we please pray for him.
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You know the old saying… "With Every Need God Will Supply". Well sometimes what He provides is the ability to smile in the face of everything… knowing He is going to do what we cannot.
The thing that shocked the crowds in Rome when they marched the Christians into the arena to be Martyred... was their Praise and Faith… Joy & Trust. It was beyond all natural reason and it was the greatest witness to those that had come crying for blood. As Tertullian (c. 160 – c. 225 AD) said… "The blood of the martyrs is the seed of the Church!"
How could they do that??? Well life and the word teach us that it is God's Spirit and Anointing that make it possible. If God gets us into Something... He'll Give Us The Grace To Get Through It! Great Peace Have They That Love Thy Law & Nothing Shall Offend Them Ps 119:165
Whoops… We'll this is a Christian Comedy Page...& We Done Gone Ta Preachin'! Sorry Folks! Hope Herein You Will Find A Smile & A Bit Of Faith To Help You Face The Trials Of Life.