Funny Christian Stories #2A Merry Heart Doeth Good Like A Medicine
Smile And All Will Smile With You
Cry, Whimper and Moan And You'll Cry Alone
You Want to Improve Your Business?
What Do You Get When You Cross Holy Water with Castor Oil?  .........A Religious Movement!
2 Ducks And A Frog Funny Christian Stories "I Did......" is Published With Permission from the 21st Century Christianity _________________________________________________________ In a certain pond on one of the farms in the East were two ducks & a frog. Now these neighbours were the best of friends, all day long they used to play together. But as the hot Summer days came, the pond began to dry up & soon there was such a little bit of water that they all realised that they would have to move. Now the ducks could easily fly to another place, but what about their friend the frog?  Finally it was decided that they would put a stick in the bill of each duck, & then the frog would hang onto the stick with his mouth & they would fly him to another pond. And so they did. As they were flying, a farmer out in his field looked up & saw them & said, "Well, isn't that a clever idea! I wonder who thought of it!" The frog said, "I Diiiiiddddddddddd ..." 
Question?... What Do They Call Pastors in Germany? Answer: A German Shepherd
The Eyes of the Lord Are EverywherePerceiving the Good and the Evil
With Him They Prayed... 
A Minister and a Lowly Taxi Cab Driver both Died and Went to Heaven. The Lord was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said The Lord to the Taxi Cab Driver. The Taxi Cab Driver did as he was told and followed the Lord to a Fantastic Mansion. It had everything you could Imagine... a private golf course, A Beautiful Swimming Pool... EVERYTHING! 'Wow, Thank You', said the Taxi Cab Driver. Next, The Lord led the Minister to a rugged old Hut with a funky old bed and a Little Dinky Yard. 'Wait Lord, I think you are a Bit Off', said the Minister. 'Shouldn't I be the one who Has the Big House? After all I was a Minister, Did Church Duties Daily, and Taught God's Word.' 'Yes, This is So. ...But During your Sermons ...Everybody Slept. When the Taxi Cab Driver Drove, ...Everyone Prayed.' 
Church Bulletin Bloopers  Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch. The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm-prayer and medication to follow. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. One Last Delivery Lord Then...I'm Outta Here!
Question: What is Greater than God? More Evil Than Satan? ... Rich People Need It... Poor People Have It... And If You Eat It You Will Die. Answer:
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