How Pride Comes Before A Fall

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Funny Frog Story


In a certain pond on one of the farms in the east
were two ducks and a frog...


Now these neighbors were the best of friends, all day long they used to play together. But as the hot Summer days came, the pond began to dry up & soon there was such a little bit of water that they all realized that they would have to move. Now the ducks could easily fly to another place,

but... what about their friend the frog? 


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Finally it was decided that they would put a stick in the bill of each duck, & then the frog would hang onto the stick with his mouth & they would fly him to another pond.

...And So Off They Went.


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As they were flying, a farmer out in his field looked up & saw them & said... 



"Well, isn't that a clever idea!

I wonder who thought of that?" 



The Frog Said......

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.

.
.
.
.
"I Diiiiiiiiiddddddddddd......." 


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 ... KAAAA ..... SPLAT! 




The Morale... Stay Humble... Lest You Be Brought Low!

Proverbs 29:23

A Man's Pride Shall Bring Him Low:
But Honor Shall Uphold The Humble In Spirit.



And While We're On The Subject
Of Self-Admiration… 

It's All About me, ME, Cartoon


And Then...

There's This Funny Little Song 

That Speaks Of 

The Mistake Samson Made In His Pride...

By Trying To Make Delilah His Bride





And... 

Then There's

Religious Pride...



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A Minister and a Lowly Taxi Cab Driver both Died and Went to Heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 

'Come with me', said St. Peter to the Taxi Cab Driver.

The Taxi Cab Driver did as he was told and followed him to a Fantastic Mansion. It had everything you could Imagine... a private golf course, A Beautiful Swimming Pool... EVERYTHING!

'Wow, Thank You', said the Taxi Cab Driver. 

Next, The Lord led the Minister to a rugged old Hut with a funky old bed and a Little Dinky Yard. 


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'Wait, I think you are a Bit Off', said the Minister. 'Shouldn't I be the one who Has the Big House Etc? After all I was a Minister, Did Church Duties Daily, Was Highly Respected & Very Well Known and I Taught God's Word Every Day.

 That Taxi Guy Just Drove A Car.' 

???????


Welcome to Heaven


'Yes, This is So' Said Peter,

'But Up Here We Work By Results.

...During your Sermons...

...Everybody Slept.


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When The Taxi Cab Driver

Drove...

...Everyone Prayed.'


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The Moral Of Our Story Is...

For God's Sake don't be so proud & lifeless that you put everyone to sleep!


Wake 'em Up... Move 'em!

Make 'em Mad, Sad or Glad!

Jesus Did and So Should We!



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Stay Humble
Stay Kind
Stay Loving
Stay Righteous
Stay Simple
And He Will Never Let You Fall.

Always Remembering That...

Proverbs 16:18, pride comes before a fall




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